January 2012
69 posts
lemunplej:
wow my life motto is actually “meh”
masturbate
ejaculate
hibernate
no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
zarin-fabrics:
literallysame:
oh my god
omfg i cant breathe
clavid:
i just want to be kissed and hugged and told im special and to suck an occasional dick like is that too much to ask
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water